branstarks:

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

kittleimp:

middle school vs high school

levi-heichou-snk:

one of these things is not like the other

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

ohneiljostens-deactivated202006:

sun·shine ˈsənˌSHīn/ noun
brightness or radiance; a source of cheer or happiness.

“You turned around and smiled. Then I knew why Debbie calls you sunshine.”